It’s List Week!

Sup, witches?  And occasional wizards?  So, sorry for the radio silence for the past couple of days.  Also, I apologize to JFF for this not being the review of his album “…and the Half Blood Pizza”.  That review has been moved to Monday.  This week, however, we’re going to do something a little special.  Every day, for the rest of this week, there will be a new article, but the articles will all be of a certain type – lists.  Why, you ask?  Because I don’t have a ton of time, and lists are fun and (can be) easy.  Some of these lists (like today’s) will be light, popcorn lists, and some, especially Sunday’s, will be more serious, review-heavy lists.  Also, at least one of them will contain copious video game references.

Now, I now all of you are now saying “Yes, yes, this is all well and good, and I trust in your infinite wisdom and immaculate judgment, oh exemplar of the human race, whom I worship daily, but why exactly is it that you don’t have a ton of time this week?”  Allow me to answer you… in list form!

The Top Whatever Unranked Reasons For List Week

  • It’s finals week
  • I spent 72 hours watching the Deathly Hallows trailer on repeat
  • I went to a friend’s graduation where NASA’s former chief scientist rapped
  • I’ve been trying to get Half-Life 2 on the Mac to work correctly
  • I have been trying and failing to resist a Battlestar Galactica addiction
  • I am now working double shifts at both my OH GAIUS, YOU SO CRAAAAAAAAAZY jobs
  • I’m apartment hunting
  • I had to sing about mopping the puked up remains of a smashed bumblebee
  • I watched the surprisingly good (to a point, I’ll discuss it in the comments if anyone wants to listen) Mega Man movie
  • I’m trying to convince my friend to take the job at the porn store
  • I have spent waaaaaay to long staring at this image, emotionally numb:

Now, I must apologize, for, as you surely have guessed, that list was entirely made up of silly fake answers.  I’m sorry, but I couldn’t resist.  Now, without further ado…

The REAL Reasons For List Week

  • I have been accused of being a cylon, and am tryna clear my name
  • My krup ate my blog post
  • I’m trapped in a meat locker.  A meat locker with wifi.
  • I’ve been searching for Unobtanium
  • I’ve tried, and failed to figure out what the sign language for “fuck you” is
  • I’ve been having some really great reasoned, intellectual discussions about controversial matters on 4chan
  • I’ve played my fair share of Superman 64 and E.T. for the Atari
  • I’ve convinced the bus driver to do a barrel roll
  • I have been working on time travel, so I can go to whenever the Very Potter Sequel is released on YouTube.  And kill Hitler, I guess
  • I’ve invented a way to turn UST into a renewable energy resource
  • Lastly, and most importantly, I’ve put a lot of thought into thinking up great new synonyms for “couch romping” for my great new weekly segment about the personal loves of wizard rockers – it’s gonna be great.  I really think it’s going to appeal to my core audience, you know, my base.  I still have to come up with a snappy name for it, I’m currently considering “The Base Writing Utensil”.  I’d love to hear your suggestions for the name of this great new segment!

See y’all tomorrow!


9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. cristiline
    Jun 09, 2010 @ 20:48:20

    “I had to sing about mopping the puked up remains of a smashed bumblebee”
    I was JUST thinking about that song yesterday! I used to sing it in Girl Scouts, but I couldn’t remember how it started. Be a dear and remind me of the first line?

    “Fuck you” in sign language?


    • DK Anderson
      Jun 10, 2010 @ 12:43:15

      Gosh, I kinda thought the sign language for “fuck you” was pretty much universal…


    • Jenn
      Jun 16, 2010 @ 18:12:51

      lol It starts off as…

      “I’m bringing home a baby bumble bee, won’t my mommy be so proud of me”

      Yeah I used to sing that darn song in girl scouts too. Now you’ve gone and got it stuck in my head @_@ Thanks.

      Oooo.. so your trapped in a meat locker huh? Atleast you won’t go hungry lol


  2. Abby
    Jun 09, 2010 @ 20:51:30

    I love your dorky BSG obsessed ass.
    Fat Lee Fo-evah!!!!


  3. KateKintail
    Jun 09, 2010 @ 20:54:11

    I haven’t laughed so hard at a blog post in a long time. “The Base Writing Utensil” You’re too clever. Toooooo clever.


    • wrocksnob
      Jun 09, 2010 @ 21:18:18

      It’s gonna be great! In fact, I think so highly of TBWU that I’m going to replace all of the reviews, lists, and extended thoughts in lieu of sordid half-truths. It’s gonna wrock!


  4. Sam
    Jun 10, 2010 @ 09:15:27

    Occasional wizards FTW 😀


  5. Zoë (Split Seven Ways etc)
    Jun 11, 2010 @ 08:54:35

    I’m having to resist the temptation to watch all of BSG over again. It’s either that or Caprica… still not convinced I want a prequel.


  6. wrocksnob
    Apr 25, 2013 @ 12:35:43

    Didn’t I only do like one list that week? Lol, past me – you’re so silly.


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