The Gospel According To Snob, Part 2

Now when Snobby was born in his Moonbase on the Moon in the days of MoM the king, behold, there came wise fans from the Earth to the Moon, 2 Saying, Where is he that is born King of the Snobs? for we have seen his snark in the blogs, and are come to worship him. 3 When MoM the king had heard these things, he was troubled, and all the fandom with him. 4 And when he had gathered all the chief fans and ‘Pedia staff together, he demanded of them where Snobby should be born. 5 And they said unto him, In the Moonbase on the Moon; for thus it is written by the twin prophets DeGeorge, 6 And thou Moonbase, on the Moon, art not least among the princes of Space, for out of thee shall come a Snob, that shall critique my fandom Wrock.

And now that The Time of the Doctor has finally finished downloading, I can wish you all a very Merry Christmas!

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The Gospel According To Snob

1 In the beginning were the words, and the words were with Snob, and the words were Snob. 2 They were with Snob in the beginning. 3 Through them all things were reviewed; without them nothing was reviewed that has been reviewed. 4 In them was snark, and that snark was the bane of all wizardkind. 5 The wizard rock plays in the silence, and the silence did not overcome it.

Merry Christmas!

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This article was cowritten with some Hufflepuff douche online.  She also like did some music, don’t know if you’ve heard about it? It’s called The Firewhiskey Event or something? And she did this musical or some shit called The Last Skirmish.  Fuck if I know. Anyway. Read the article.  It’s a bonus second article to make up for the fact that the previous one was late.  And possibly sucked.

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